The funniest Factorio review ever

[brunzenstein]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/___Root__/ ... ed/427520/

and its true...

[Lee_newsum]

That was good

[ssilk]

It's so true. We should write an artificial intelligence mod to handle interruptions of girlfriends, affianced and wifes.

Features:
- Learn "her" voice (to distinct it from the ads in TV)
- Auto-Pause game and repeat recorded sound if she asked some question.
- Dependend on the subsonic vibrations in her voice the game automatically ignores or stops the game if she said "Lunch is ready".
- Dependend on the subsonic vibrations in her voice the game automatically ignores or stops the game if she said "Come to bed, please".
- Create an In-Game-Alarm if she says sentences like "BTW, at the weekend my mother has birthday and they come visiting us".
- You can create new schedules inside the game (from above tellings, like "construct birthday-present-factory").
- ... thousands more configuration options of course ...

Auto-Alarm-Features
- Watches your play times, and dependent on the lack of sleep it gives you nice advices (more than 5 hours) or auto-stops game, if it is more than 20 hours.
- Interface to your Google/Icloud/... calendar and creates alarm if alarm-time is reached.
- Auto-Alarm an hour before your normal working-time begins.
- Auto-Sick-Note, if you are over that time.

... and many more useful options, I'm sure you'll find some....

[Koub]

I have personnally found an easier solution : I downloaded a comprehensive girlfriend, who understands my need to decompress after a too long day of work . And to thank her for her comprehensiveness, I regularly buy buy her new games for her enjoyment

[ssilk]

[Xterminator]

Haha definitely one of the funniest reviews I've seen for the game.
Perhaps somehow we can automate a way to handle SOs using combinators and lights perhaps?

[Tepalus]

She left the dude after just 8 days? crazy.

Also...if you just have 8 days, you don't actualy have a big factory, don't you?

Still nice one

Had the same feelings at the begining