Funny Items hidden description

[Filtiarn]

(note: have something short, sexy and punny? then please do post it up)

Holding shift down while hovering over a item will reveal a funny item description. As a bonus, one item should have more then one description and each time a player creates a new game the "hidden item description" should be randomized.

Smart inserter
*with an IQ of over 9000

Logistic robot
*Bleep Bloop Bleep

Big electric pole
*size doesn't always matter

[ssilk]

Nice. I like that style.

[katyal]

I agree, small things like this can really make a huge difference

[LordFedora]

Transport belt
*Somebody discovered perpetual motion...
*it was then patented and can only be used in belts...

[ssilk]

https://forums.factorio.com/wiki/inde ... sically.3F
How a stack compresses so much items, is one of the Mysteries of the Factorio World, but obviously it's some kind of high-tech. The basics of this ultra-high technology is learned by children in the kindergarden, when they have to put away their toys.


https://forums.factorio.com/wiki/inde ... the_tracks


Not all of course, but I like

** Look first left,
** then right.

* Avoid to come too near to the tracks, that may hurt!
* It is not allowed to spit or jump from trains while driving. No insurance will pay for those accidents.
* If you have heavy shields, then you might survive a slight contact, but your armor will need really repair.
* When sitting in other [[Vehicle]]s: Any other entity is also in danger, when it crashes with trains.
* The train is nearly invincible while driving. It is told, that some use trains as weapon against the natives. This may cause diplomatic entanglements anytime in some future!

[Filtiarn]

Electric Mining Drill
*If a drill drills a drill would it still be called a mining drill?
*the red horned beast hasn't been prouder
*now where do I find some bacon

Steel Furnace
*your very own metal dragon

Boiler
*we just need a bubble pump, a large container and...

Alien artifact
*what dreams are made of

Underground belt
*brr dum dum dum, dum da...

Fast underground belt
*if only all sequels would be better in every way

Fast inserter
*=299.792.458³

[bobingabout]

iron axe
*How I mine for fish?

[katyal]

steel axe:
"Hey! Thats mine!"